The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to create another human

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the ability to command watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!