- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

to be shitty

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to smell through your arse.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to climb ladders faster.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

Pointless Super Powers