- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see the past.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the power to turn wine into water.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to see through horses

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to commit suicide.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to eat people :D

The ability to turn cement into pudding

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

Pointless Super Powers