- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to change your eye color.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The ability to part hair.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to moves in slow motion.

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

Pointless Super Powers