the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to misspell

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!