the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to beathe

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to count to infinity.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!