- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The ability to part hair.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to block your own powers

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to pee while standing up

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

Pointless Super Powers