The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to beathe

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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Nothing

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!