the power to morph into yourself

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to self destruct

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to be missed when present.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to control nothing

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to break a Nokia

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to do nothing

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!