The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

the power to write on cellophane

The ability to see into the present.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

the power to die on the spot

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The ability to part hair.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

Nothing

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!