The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to be raped.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!