- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The ability to be raped.

the power to like justin beiber

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to change your eye color.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the ability to command watermelons

Pointless Super Powers