- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to die

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to only see glass.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

Pointless Super Powers