The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to waste money

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!