The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!