- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to turn food into shit

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to die when you get old

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

The power to lick your balls.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!