The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to set money on fire

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!