The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to control dairy products

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!