The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!