The power to never come into existence

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to die

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!