The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!