- Pointless Super Powers

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power drown in water

The power to predict the present

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!