- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to only see glass.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to get arrested

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to smell water.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Pointless Super Powers