The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!