the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to hear in the dark.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!