The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to smell water.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!