The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power of fart helium

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to do nothing

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!