The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!