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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to die when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!