The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Acid tears.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to police irony

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to see forever

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to control weather on Mars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!