The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to pee any color

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The power to be born again

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to see air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!