- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to smell through your arse.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Pointless Super Powers