- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to divide by 0

The power to pee while standing up

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to like Justin Bieber

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to get extra homework

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to pee any color

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

Pointless Super Powers