- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to summon a massive midget

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to herd cats

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Liam Brudenell

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

Pointless Super Powers