The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!