the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to not have this superpower

the power to dislike this power

The power to die

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to see through horses

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!