The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to smell people's moods

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power of gentle breeze

The power to be missed when present.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to die

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to not do it.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!