The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to waste money

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to pee any color

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The power of learning

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!