the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power of learning

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be alone

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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to be shitty

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!