- Pointless Super Powers

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power of a power of a power of a power

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

the power die if you think.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to turn wine into water

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power of gentle breeze

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

the power to sit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!