- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

Justin Bieber

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to volunteer as tribute.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

Pointless Super Powers