- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power of learning

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

Pointless Super Powers