- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being alive (until you die).

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power of bad luck

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to wear crocs.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

Pointless Super Powers