- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the ability to command watermelons

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to smell colors

the power to control nothing

Pointless Super Powers