- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The ability to pull open push only doors

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to read terms and conditions

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

Pointless Super Powers