The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!