- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to not finish your....

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to wear crocs.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to do your homework.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the power to eat people :D

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

the power to complete math exercises

Invisible handwriting.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

Pointless Super Powers