The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Aweonao

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the ability to see through air

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!