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The power to shrink boobs
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.
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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort
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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.
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The ability to smell colors
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The power to talk in Wingdings.
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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples
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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face
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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.
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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass
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the power to enter a coma.
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to be able to see through doors... only when there open
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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.
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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on
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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew
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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!
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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song
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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....
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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!