- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to spit mouthwash

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to summon a massive midget

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to speak to toasters

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to never come into existence

the power to spell words wrong

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Pointless Super Powers