- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to bypass capcha codes

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to smell any point in time

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers