The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to die on command.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to turn food into shit

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to not get shit dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!