- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the ability to solve paradoxes

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to be born again

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to become demented

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to swim on land.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to be alone

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Pointless Super Powers