- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power to be infinitely constipated

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

Pointless Super Powers