The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to be born again

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to see the past.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!