- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to speak only one language

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to control yourself

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to be a snail

Pointless Super Powers