The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to see the past.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to wear crocs.

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power to breathe

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!