- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to poo.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

See through invisible people

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Pointless Super Powers