Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the ability to see through air

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to be french.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!