the power to walk on land.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!