when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to waste money

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to pee any color

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power of learning

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!