the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!