- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk on land.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

the power to misspell

The power to look at Sun.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power of gentle breeze

the power to summon a pen, once

Power to give birth through your penis.

Pointless Super Powers