The power... to move you.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Grass eating

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to smell water.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!