The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to eat food.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to die at will

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Grass eating

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!