The power to smell a fart upwind.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

The power to create another human

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the power to see the present

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to kill you self.

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

the power to run in slow motion

the power to die on the spot

The power to count to infinity.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!