- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability to be heard in space

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the power to turn into a tree

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

Pointless Super Powers