The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to turn into random objects

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to shrink your penis.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!