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The power to smell like body odor at will
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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.
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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song
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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust
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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals
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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!
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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....
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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense
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The power to transform into a bucket of water.
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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.
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The power to grow more genitals.
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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water
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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you
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BULLET ATTRACTION.
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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.
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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes
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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.
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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.
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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.
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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself
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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.
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the power of mind controlling...yourself
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!