The power to turn into random objects

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power of self mind control

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to read your own thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!