The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to be french.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to die at will

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!