- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to smell like ham

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The ability to count to potato

The power to control yourself

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!