The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!