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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them
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the power to make faces at the blind
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The power to fly if you are eating.
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The ability to pull open push only doors
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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!
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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.
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The power of exploding when you think.
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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.
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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly
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The ability to be heard in space
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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack
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the power to turn food into shit
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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened
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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them
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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything
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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing
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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.
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The power to die when you get old
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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June
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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand
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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!