- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to be a rock

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to fly but your an Altophobic

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to be a normal human

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

Pointless Super Powers