The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!