- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to see where light is not present.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to turn wine into water.

the ability to command watermelons

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

Nipple Radar.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power of fart helium

the power to hovertate

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

ability to run very fast forever

to do nothing

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

Having the power of a normal human

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

Pointless Super Powers