The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!