The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Grass eating

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!