The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to stick your head up your ass

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to create powers

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the ability to die on command

the power to make glass clear

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

the ability to talk to humans

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to fly while masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!