- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to turn food into shit

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to poo.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Pointless Super Powers