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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.
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The power to fly only one inch off the ground
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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The power to be constantly reminded of the game
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Super strength that works for a millisecond.
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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.
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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around
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The power to lick your balls.
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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.
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The power to create a unicorn online.
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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.
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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit
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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.
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The ability to spit mouthwash
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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings
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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing
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the power to smell like ham
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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes
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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season
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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.
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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!