having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!