The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to be alone

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to be heard in space

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!