To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!