- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to do everything that you can do.

the power to dislike this power

to poop a penny every year

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

the ability to see through air

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

Pointless Super Powers