The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to swim on land.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to look at Sun.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to walk on land.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!