The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!