The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to die on command.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power of fart helium

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the power to hovertate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!